User Profile

Namasté. My name is Miia P. Ylitalo.

I am a 20- year- old human bean from the darkest North that is Winland, the land of mämmi, school shootings, vodka, Moomin, beer, reindeer stew and ultimate beautiful blonde women.

I'm an indiefuck, fake redhead, neo- Pagan, wannabe poet, maths geek, art whore, vagitarian, crazy cat lady, emo poetess, feminazi, Transfan, straightedge and your average Thundercats ho.

Mostly my days consist of chilling around, doing housework, reading, writing, watching movies, wanking with Transformers toys, angsting, whining, harassing others to quell the voices in my head, ogling sweet lolitas and cat macros, being philosophical, doing all kinds of crazy crap and all around being a happy little wanksta.

My attitude towards life can be described in this smiley: ^_^ (^)

Please keep in mind that I lead a fucked- up mess of a life, so I can bitch and rant and be emo as much as I want. Not to mention that I make fun of Madeleine McCann. Don't like it? Don't read it! Simple as that.

So that's the basic information about me. Feel free to drop in to share your opinions, have a chat, and troll me if you want. I know how to deal with nasty creeps like you.

And now for a list of my favourite things...

Music: Martti Innanen, Björk, Enya, Marilyn Manson, Lordi, Rob Zombie, Murderdolls, Gorillaz, Britney Spears, MUCC, Hole, Sleepy Sleepers, The Beatles, Middle of the Road, Weird Al Yankovic, Ramones, Misfits, Kate Bush, Sigur Ros, Kuusumun profeetta, PMMP, Christina Aguilera, Tori Amos, Bitch Alert, Era, The Polyphonic Spree, Kakkahätä 77, Kimya Dawson, The Moldy Peaches, Antsy Pants

Movies: Jeepers Creepers, Napoleon Dynamite, Donnie Darko, Freddy vs. Jason, Friday the 13th, House of 1000 corpses, Sound of Music, Cats, The Ring, Mulholland Drive, Tank Girl, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Hellraiser, Halloween, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Ju-On; The Grudge, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Dancer in the Dark, Ghost World, Thir13en Ghosts, Priscilla- Queen of the desert, Hellboy, Juno, Amelié, Thirteen, Boys don't cry, Ma vie en rose

TV shows: Ren and Stimpy, Beetlejuice, Drawn Together, The Simpsons, Keeping up appearances, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Queer Duck, Kummeli, Invader Zim, Transformers G1, TF: Animated, One foot in the grave, Squidbillies

Actors: Peter Franzen, Naomi Watts, Bill Moseley, Robert Englund, Heikki Silvennoinen, Daniel Radcliffe, Ellen Page, Evanna Lynch

Comics: Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, Dirty Pair, Squee!, Wallflower, Tank Girl, Sugar Sugar Rune

Artists: Don Rosa, Salvador Dali, Frida Kahlo, Thomas Stearns Eliot, Jack Kerouac, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Jhonen Vasquez, Rosa Liksom, Anja Snellmann, Alisa Didkovsky



People say...

"To be alive only to appetite, pleasure, pride, money-making, and not to goodness and kindess, purity and love, poetry, music, flowers, stars, God and eternal hopes, is to deprive one's self of the real joy of living"
- David O. McKay

"To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing."
- Elbert Hubbard

"Dense has a new name. And it is Kattidya."
- typhoid

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