10th February 2011

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Forget Elouai, I'm addicted to DollDivine. And I made an Avatar avatar representing myself and... someone.

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Real update coming this evening.

Today was really sunny

I got out of bed really late because my alarm clock has broken and I cannot afford a new one at the moment.

I feel unusual because my antidepressants are making me hairy.

I'm so happy. I just found out that I have been accepted into Harvard. And Yale. I don't know which to choose... oh, why is life so hard sometimes?

Last night I had to finish my term paper on the history of pre-communist Russian society. I focussed on the needs of women. I think it's ok, but if I don't pass this I'll lose my scholarship.

I want to tell the world to keep on truckin'!

I am updating this journal for the first time in ages, because I've been in prison.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's photos of my lolita dresses.

I want to say thanks to all good things in life such as Galvatron on a pogo stick.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you what your favourite sexual position is.

Ba ba bee bo

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

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