April 7th, 2011

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FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying, "Damn we messed up... But man that was fun!"

FRIENDS: Never see you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from you tears.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff for so long they forget it is yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you complete with quotes, but would never actually do it.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if the crowd is doing it.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.

FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Will come in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS: Will scold the person who was mean to you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will chose between knocking them down, or knocking them out!

FRIENDS: Will read this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will steal this like I did
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