July 7th, 2011

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THE SYSTEM'S VIEW OF WOMEN AND MEN

1. If you are a woman and you like sex…you are a whore.

2. If you are a woman and you like Britney Spears…you are a whore.

3. If you are a woman and you have male friends, you are a whore.

4. If you are a woman who has more than one sexual partner, you are a whore.

5. If you are woman who has a lot of sex, even if it’s with one partner, you are a whore.

6. If you are a woman and you have sexual fantasies, you are a whore.

7. If you are a woman and you masturbate, you are a whore.

8. If you are a woman and you watch porn, you are a whore.

9. If you are a woman and you hit on guys, you are a whore.

10. If you are a woman and you carry condoms, you are a whore.

If you are a woman… you are a whore.

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1. If you are a man and you like sex… you are a man.

2. If you are a man and you like Britney Spears… you are gay.

3. If you are a man and you have female friends… you are a pimp.

4. If you are a man and you have more than one sex partner… you are a player.

5. If you are a man and you have a lot of sex, even if it’s with just one partner… you are a man.

6. If you are a man and you have sexual fantasies… you are a pervert.

7. If you are a man and you masturbate… you are normal.

8. If you are a man and you watch porn… you are normal.

9. If you are a man and you hit on a girl… you are aggressive.

10. If you are a man and you carry condoms… you are smart.

If you are a man… congratulations, there is some room for error.