September 30th, 2016


Is there life on Mars?

Like I mentioned earlier, I had stayed up late watching superhero movies, Deadpool (who is super, but not a hero), Batman (when I was a kid and watched the movies, I had obscene fantasies about Chris O’Donnell and the nipples on hir Robin suit), Blade (I think it counts as a superhero movie?), Scooby- Doo (well, zie is basically a super hero)…

I had a dream where I rode a bus with Sherlock Holmes, in Badger Mountain where my grandmother used to live before moving downtown Kangaskhan. In the dream the bus got stuck in a loop, it kept on driving the same stretch of road again and again and the bus drivers and passengers freaked out, along with Mr Holmes. I stepped out and told them I was Doctor Disco and understood everything about wibbly- wobbly timey- wimey stuff, and saved them.

In another dream I delivered a 20- foot- high Hello Kitty plushie on a truck to my friend Carol Anne, who loves Hello Kitty as much as I do.

I had dreams about attending college and actually being in time each morning and acing the classes, another dream about being a transgender man and going to swim in a lake early in the misty, chilly morning, or trying to roller- skate my way through drifts of snow on a dark wintry night in the neighbourhood where my parents live, laughing like a loon.

I woke up between the dreams and felt like I had lost my touch with reality, it took me a while to realize that my head wasn’t shaped like a cube.

I woke up again when I received a phone call. It was from the bank where I had my former deposit account; the teller told me that a social worker had deposited money to the account under the title “gym money”.

I immediately knew what it was about; my social worker had promised to help me out with paying the monthly membership fee of the privately owned gym. Sheesh, I had wondered why I hadn’t received the money this week! I better call my social worker and give hir my new account number.

I got up and went to the bathroom to take my morning medicine and make myself look presentable; my hair looked stringy, it reminded me of last night’s dream where I had eaten a baguette with lettuce that had these weird strings, the way avocadoes have in their flesh. Yep, that’s just what I had to see.

I dressed up and left, about a quarter of an hour after getting up I was already waiting for a train to Stick City, but I was in a cheerful mood and for once the delusions were not bothering me.

I went to the bank to withdraw the money, and bought some chocolate from the S- Market in the shopping center, one big bar of baking chocolate and two bars of Marabou Japp.

I decided to go visit my mother like I do every Friday afternoon, so I called hir and asked if it’s okay that I should come over, zie said it’s alright. So I took the bus %/! to Troll Mountain.

Once at my parents’ home, I had coffee and orange juice and green grapes and Karelian pies, and watched the movie Freaks that my mother had for me. I have already seen it on Vimeo, but it was nice watching it with Finnish subtitles.

The movie is about a freak circus, and I simply loved the darlings Schlitze, Jenny Lee, Elvira, and others! Phroso and Madame Tetrallini were sweet as well.
I wish I had known them all in real life. They were all so lovely and beautiful and cheerful and innocent.

After leaving, I took the bus %&% to Mole Hill and went to the pharmacy to buy a small tube of Hydrocortison lotion, here’s to hoping it will actually help the rash in the back of my knees.

Once back home, I realized that I had been in such a hurry that I had forgotten to replace the towels and take the bed sheets off my bed and put the mattress, blanket, pillow and other stuff to the balcony for the day and take out the trash.

I replaced the towels and sorted out my laundry. Then I went to the natatorium, even if it was getting late but I had decided to go anyway, considering that I have been putting off exercising, especially swimming, for a long time.

I managed to swim 125 meters, and I didn’t have any delusions even if I usually have them when I go to the natatorium.

I went to the sauna, but didn’t feel like staying long. I dried myself and dabbed lotion on my skin, and walked back home, still feeling cheerful.

Once back home, I took my evening medicine and dabbed lotion on my face.

I spent the evening in nothing but a t- shirt, surfing on the Internet.

Tomorrow me and Mirette will go to this wellness fair or whatever it is called, it is a fair about health and wellbeing and there will also be agility show, with pet pigs instead of dogs, it’s going to be awesome and so cute!

And like every Saturday, I am going to do housework; take the sheets off my bed and take the mattress, pillow, and blanket to the balcony for one day to freshen them; take out the trash; clean up my bathroom; swab the kitchen counters and writing desk, and keep the windows open to let the fresh air in.